Abortion

As much as they want to say I want to kill Americans, I'm actually 100% for keeping as many American boys & girls alive, and that includes the ones on the way. Come on America, what happened to you here? As if abortion is solving the actual problem of irresponsibility and poor choices. As if an abortion will make up for our societal problems of moral decay and whoredom....ok, I'm starting to sound like your Sunday school teacher (what Sunday School teacher you heathen ha!) but you get the drift. I'll de-fund planned parenthood and give that money to Children's Hospitals ...

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Government Spending

First order of business is I'll make a deal with China to absolve our debt. I am a master negotiator and they like me btw. I will spend one year looking for and cutting out wasteful government spending (you thought I'd need more time?). Government jobs will be mostly for people who were previously on welfare; it will be a first step getting out into the working class. These government jobs will be the only ones subject to a minimum wage, making sure that families can afford housing and food, to survive. Guess what, if I spend less, you get taxed less, win-win, vote Putin ...

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Welfare

Anyone receiving taxpayer money will be subject to mandatory drug tests monthly, including anyone registered as a Republican or Democrat (hey, we can't have our voters on crack can we?). I will make sure that people receiving welfare are the ones who truly need it, not those just trying to play the system, and there will be a big promotion for finding work for those that are on welfare. And anyone who receives taxpayer funded money will be required to mandatory volunteer service in offices and fields doing any kind of chores that the taxpayers require from these ...

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Vladimir Putin Only True 3rd Party Candidate

Dear America, are you once again stuck in the middle of the road soul searching for your choice of president? Do you think that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump simply do not cut it? You are not alone, most Americans in the United States not only avoid voting, but also are not happy with the president even if they voted. If you consider how numbers work, only about 20% of the country actually gets the president they wanted - think about it. I'm here however to tell you that you are not stuck with only two options. Now that the election pool has been cut down, it has become ...

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Taxes

My view is that the middle class person in this nation, who has been doing everything ‘right’ their entire life, yet still struggles living paycheck to paycheck, deserves a break. There is too big of a focus on the rich, that apparently they make too much, and on the poor, that they either get too much in welfare checks or are not even able to afford food. I propose that we abolish taxes on anyone making less than 150% of the poverty line....you know what, I propose I abolish taxes completely. Me and Trump can take care of the budget if you catch my drift...

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Immigration

As Russia and the United States will be such close partners under my presidency, travel between the two nations will be an easy process. To make sure we keep both countries safe, borders will be tightened up, and immigration will be limited as well. Background checks will be more in depth and full. Having a stricter process before accepting anyone into the nation is a must, and for the first year of residency, immigrants will be monitored for any suspect behavior. We have a great country! Let’s keep it that way, and protect it. One way to citizenship would be serving ...

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TRUMP For VP!

The long awaited decision regarding my VP is finally over! I've elected to extend an offer to Donald Trump that he simply cannot refuse - to become my VP in the 2016 US elections. With all due respect for Donald Trump, he probably isn't the best candidate for president, but there could be NO ONE ...

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Foreign Policy

I will make America Great Again! We will have to turn the State Dept. inside out after Clinton basically destroyed it completely. No more foreign wars either! American has to stop being the police of the world, and our leadership will be focused on leading in science and technology, not bomb techniques. I will improve relations with China, Russia, the Middle East, India, Brazil, Venuzuela, and Iran. Basically all our enemies will no longer exist. They love me, I can make deals America.

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Putin Natural Born Citizen

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September 25 - Tallahassee Florida The Supreme Court of Florida came out with the long awaited final verdict on case #5557: United States of America vs. Vladimir Putin, where Mr. Putin reigned victorious in proving the authenticity of his US birth certificate.  All justices unanimously agreed that the birth certificate of Mr. Putin is real, legitimate and proof that he in fact was born in Miami, Florida on October 7th, 1952. Due to questions and concerns regarding the legitimacy of Obama's birth certificate after he was elected into office, the court decided to fast ...

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Putin Announces His Run For Office

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(Washington D.C.) While most of us were too focused on the Pope's visit to the US, and Obama's meeting with Xingpin, another candidate announced his candidacy for US president in 2016. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is now officially in the running for president of The United States 2016, under the "Party of the Americans". "I wish to give back to my people," Mr. Putin was quoted as saying, "and the best way that I can do that, is to be a strong leader that can get them through this tough time. Enough of this Obamanomics, let's build this country up! Let's go down ...

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