Our Campaign Mission
You may know me from the cover of Time magazine, or perhaps on a top-ranking YouTube channel where my views and policies made a lot of sense to you. I feel your pain and frustration with your current establishment, and as one of the most successful presidents in recent world history, I humbly believe that I'm the man to fix American's problems. My name is Vladimir Putin and I say, God Bless America and ol' Blue too. Join me as I seek to crush the current sold out and delusional political strongholds running your great country into the ground. Afterall, how could anyone just sit and watch after Hillary announced a run for president. Really America? No, not this time, it's time to elect a real man into office.
The Skills It Takes To Win
Beyond my impressive record overseas and in many developing countries I also tout some amazing super powers that every president should have. These are the skills that make me your next president.
Foreign Policy 80%
Military Development 70%
Removing Welfare & Controlling Immigration 65%
Vodka-Pong Win Rate 100%