Putin Announces His Run For Office

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(Washington D.C.)

While most of us were too focused on the Pope’s visit to the US, and Obama’s meeting with Xingpin, another candidate announced his candidacy for US president in 2016. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is now officially in the running for president of The United States 2016, under the “Party of the Americans”.

“I wish to give back to my people,” Mr. Putin was quoted as saying, “and the best way that I can do that, is to be a strong leader that can get them through this tough time.

“I wish to give back to my people,” Mr. Putin was quoted as saying, “and the best way that I can do that, is to be a strong leader that can get them through this tough time. Enough of this Obamanomics, let’s build this country up! Let’s go down the right path for a change and do what’s right for everyone, do what’s right for the backbone of this country! Let’s give back to those that have given their entire lives for the betterment of America, not those who just want to work the system or suck it dry. I’m for the working class, YOU have the power to change, YOU have the power to tell the government what you want, YOU have the right to be represented in government. YOU pay the bills, why not make decisions of what bills you wish to receive. Vote for me, Vladimir Putin, for president in 2016 and I’ll see you in the white house!”

To many people’s surprise and awe, this is actually happening. We were seeing some excited crowds here all day today, people are coming together and thinking through what is actually better for the country, what is better for us all. Facebook and Twitter have been exploding with talk about the candidacy of Mr. Putin, with some at both sides of the issue. Those who are for are real fanatics, going out and forming their own groups to promote Mr. Putin around the places where they live. Then there are those who oppose this move, they are simply saying “NO”, but without any reasoning. There’s a third group, quite smaller who just comment “???” everywhere. We have a feeling those are the clueless, but hey, that’s just our opinion…

We call on everyone to get a Putin 2016 shirt, and support this campaign as it gears towards ripping through election season coming up. Show Washington you don’t believe in their lies anymore, and stick it in their face, wear a Putin 2016 t-shirt proudly. We look forward to seeing you, and marching by your side. Putin for President!!!


2 Replies to "Putin Announces His Run For Office"

  • Dave Fisherman
    January 7, 2016 (12:14 am)
    Reply

    Great article I wish Putin, could run for 2016,
    VP vice president of the U.S.A.
    And have a reagular American, president whom I not sure to Vote for yet.
    I would hope Putin, would destroy ISIS and attack
    Korea and what about the Oregon Militia ect.
    Dave-Fisherman.-N.Y.

  • Jenni
    January 10, 2016 (3:31 pm)
    Reply

    Wish he could be our nations leader. We have no sense of direction or what’s best for our country in Australia.


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